the devil is all around u trying to make everybody gay

[Quanah Parker]

YOU'VE GOT TO PRAISE GOD PRAISE GOD!!!!

i just uploaded 2 new songs and a new mix of Mormon daughters. the mixes are rough and will get remixed one of these days. fwiw i'm playing accordion on Praise and Mormon, and i'm singing and playing the guitar on Baddest

http://www.myspace.com/blowingrock


btw, we're ready to start gigging but we need a name. any suggestions?
we were going to name the band Black Cock, but some other motherfuckers from atx got that name 1st

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

the BBWs

[slurred]

[frotteur]

sloppy firsts

[Spamesky]

Cunt Leopard

[Spamesky]

Fuck Potion #9

[frotteur]

circumsizors

[Spamesky]

The Auto Fellating Funky Robots

[frotteur]

do these tights make my taint look fat?

[Spamesky]

Doc Foreskin and the Disasterbators

[Spamesky]

The Waitress had a Furry Cock

[frotteur]

#1 STUNNAS

[frotteur]

Laura Chinchilla's Clitoris

[frotteur]

Boyz n the Clitoral Hood

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Preachers cock. or the Preachers Penis.

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Fart Swallowers

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

or the Sart Followers

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

Whiskey McLintock and The Whistlers

[frotteur]

the jelqers

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Bareback blowjobs

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Kings of the Internet

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Jesus Taints

[frotteur]

new orleans taints

[frotteur]

primordial perineum

[Spamesky]

Pure Horatio Alger

[Spamesky]

The Icy Manipulators

[Spamesky]

Wacks On Wacks Off

[Spamesky]

Mythical Ethical Icicle Tricycle

[Spamesky]

Teenage Mutant Les Miserables

[rubbrband]

[React1oN]

Tech Support

[Spamesky]

The Not Not Burlaps

[React1oN]

Racist Cuhgnts

[Quanah Parker]

Wacks On Wacks Off

whoa...all the suggestions are golden.

[Quanah Parker]

also, we're thinking about Akbar Zeb because of this

According to the Media Line news agency, Mr Zeb's impressive career hit a hick-up when Pakistan recently decided to send the 55-year-old veteran diplomat to the Arab world, seemingly ignorant to the Arabic translation of the senior diplomat's name: 'Biggest Dick'.

A relatively common Muslim name, Akbar means 'biggest' or 'greatest' in Arabic. While Zeb is a common Urdu name, in Arabic it is a slang reference to the male genitals and not used in polite conversation.

[Quanah Parker]

do these tights make my taint look fat?

this deserves to be a song theme/video imo

[rubbrband]

i inspired wheelzy to write a song for me "my pet ogre likes to drink".

not feeling very inspirational today

[React1oN]

also, we're thinking about Akbar Zeb because of this

According to the Media Line news agency, Mr Zeb's impressive career hit a hick-up when Pakistan recently decided to send the 55-year-old veteran diplomat to the Arab world, seemingly ignorant to the Arabic translation of the senior diplomat's name: 'Biggest Dick'.

A relatively common Muslim name, Akbar means 'biggest' or 'greatest' in Arabic. While Zeb is a common Urdu name, in Arabic it is a slang reference to the male genitals and not used in polite conversation.

[fubster]

the whiskey shits

or

the whiskey dicks

[frotteur]

do these tights make my taint look fat?

this deserves to be a song theme/video imo

of course you like the only one of mine that wasn't mine
http://www.latfh.com/post/359724596/be- ... taint-look

[fubster]

Pure Horatio Alger

wow this

[PedroCerrano]

The Not Not Burlaps

Also I've had Praise stuck in my head all day

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Homosexual agendas

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Filthy Cum Dicks and the Cocaine Habit

[YungMuuNeyHoLLaBoI]

The Hair Cocks aka THC

[apefish]

for all the effort Spame put into the thread call yourselves North by Northwest.

[doobie]

the jelqers

[Quanah Parker]

[frotteur]

Jelqing is a method intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosa and associated tissues. There is no scientific evidence that this technique actually works.
Risks that exist from this exercise are: burst blood vessels, sometimes causing bleeding from the urethra (which can lead to infection and other complications if not taken care of), and temporary or even permanent erectile dysfunction.
There are many products (tools, instructions, etc.) that one can buy; however, much of what they offer (instructions) is available on forums and free websites.
Jelqing is typically preceded by a warm-up with a hot compress on the genitals, and concluded the same way. The reasoning behind the 'warm-up' mimics the normal operation of the biological processes of the penis during the four stages of arousal. The third stage is heat. At this stage the smooth muscles of the 'glans' can easily expand to their present (not future) greatest potential size.

[Quanah Parker]

good one! (...now thats its been explained 2 me )